You know the word champion gets tossed around way too often these days, especially with the Olympics going on currently. Sure sometimes it applies, Simone Biles, etc, but overwhelmingly anyone other than the greatest ever just doesn’t deserve a whispering of such laudation. Enter our four wheeled friend here. Absolute undeniable champion. Put him on a damn Wheaties box. Icon. Diva. Voice of a generation. Lil’ Champ here has it all. Wonky eyes, wheels that don’t spin, maybe a smile, an unfortunate tear at the seem right where an asshole would be, an odd strip of leather nailed (literally nailed) to the head. I really don’t know what other convincing I need to do. If ever you are having a bad day, just look at that dumb face and all will be calm. Until you convince me you need him more than me he will remain next to my work desk remaining, as ever, a champion.
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You know the word champion gets tossed around way too often these days, especially with the Olympics going on currently. Sure sometimes it applies, Simone Biles, etc, but overwhelmingly anyone other than the greatest ever just doesn’t deserve a whispering of such laudation. Enter our four wheeled friend here. Absolute undeniable champion. Put him on a damn Wheaties box. Icon. Diva. Voice of a generation. Lil’ Champ here has it all. Wonky eyes, wheels that don’t spin, maybe a smile, an unfortunate tear at the seem right where an asshole would be, an odd strip of leather nailed (literally nailed) to the head. I really don’t know what other convincing I need to do. If ever you are having a bad day, just look at that dumb face and all will be calm. Until you convince me you need him more than me he will remain next to my work desk remaining, as ever, a champion.
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